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The small High Noon ended up being one of those toys that quietly earns its spot without needing to be flashy about it. It is simple, well-shaped, and surprisingly charming once you actually get it moving. The sculpt leans on its silhouette rather than relying on textures, which gives the whole experience a very controlled, body-led feel. The head brings the drama, the shaft keeps things smooth, and the medial ring pops in at the end like a final wink. ​The soft silicone does ask for a bit of patience during entry, but once you are past the flare, the toy settles into an easy rhythm and feels far more cooperative than its first impression suggests. It is the kind of design that rewards technique over brute force, which honestly fits the equine theme a little too well. What impressed me most was how beginner-friendly the small size actually is. The dimensions stay comfortably within standard territory, so even with the wide head, the overall experience never feels overwhelming. It has enough personality to keep you entertained without tipping over into chaos, which makes it a great little confidence builder for anyone testing the waters of fantasy shapes. In the end, the High Noon is a solid, straightforward, good-natured piece of silicone mischief. It does what it was designed to do, it feels good doing it, and it fits neatly into a collection without demanding special treatment. Not every toy needs to reinvent the wheel. Sometimes it just needs to be steady, reliable, and a little bit cheeky, and that is exactly what this one brings to the table.

The Abysmal surprised me far more in use than it did in looks, which says a lot for a creature that seems like it crawled out of a forbidden trench. On paper, it reads like a chaos gremlin’s dream date with all its horns, scales, and smug little eyes, but in practice, it behaves way more thoughtfully than its monster aesthetic suggests. It manages to be both intimidating and approachable without tripping over its own theatrics. What really won me over is how Swisok’s medium silicone brings the sculpt to life. It gives the toy a playful flexibility that keeps things dynamic without turning it into a wrestling match. Once you guide it where it needs to go, it moves with you in a way that feels natural and strangely creature-like. Dramatic when it wants to be and gentle when it needs to be, creating the kind of mischief that feels fun rather than chaotic. The sculpt feels intentional from start to finish. The early waves keep things curious, the midsection refuses to settle into a predictable rhythm, and the final swell feels earned instead of punishing. Internally, the big shapes shine while the smaller textures mostly fade. Externally, those details come alive, and the toy has just enough personality to make you smile at how animated it feels. In the end, the Abysmal stands out because it commits fully to its creature fantasy and still performs beautifully. It has quirks, charm, and a playful streak that makes the whole experience memorable.

Thwak the Ridgeback ended up being one of those toys that grows on you the longer you spend with it. The firm silicone, the playful ridges, the steady glide, and that squared-off silhouette all came together to make a sculpt that feels intentional and full of personality. It is small enough to stay approachable but interesting enough to keep your attention, kind of like the orc equivalent of a flirty wink across the campfire. As much as I enjoyed this size, I can already tell that if I revisit Thwak, I will be aiming for the regular version next time. Probably in the 00-30 firmness too, since this gremlin can absolutely handle a little more than this appetizer. The sculpt itself is fantastic and begs to be explored in a bigger form, like leveling up from rookie adventurer to a seasoned orc wrangler who actually knows how to handle the boss fight. Thwak surprised me in all the right ways. It is fun, dependable, textured just enough to stay entertaining, and full of that rowdy orc charm that makes you want to drag it back to camp for another round. If nothing else, testing the Small made it clear that this sculpt has plenty more to offer when it grows up a bit. I am already eyeing the regular size for a future matchup, so I can really let the ridgeback show off. Consider this my warmup round with an orc who clearly has bigger ambitions, and lucky for him, so do I.

The Shkanla Monster Tentacle Tongue Dildo is exactly what its name promises: bold, textured, and unapologetically monstrous. Between the intricate sculpting, the subtle curves, and that unnerving flexibility, it creates a fantasy that feels alive. Every ridge, flick, and twist has purpose, working together to build a sensation that feels almost… sentient. What impressed me most was how balanced it feels once you start using it. The design looks intimidating at first glance, but it eases into motion beautifully. The silicone hits that sweet spot, soft enough to yield against your body, but firm enough to hold its shape and carry pressure where it matters. The suction base clings with real determination, refusing to let go even under stress. That kind of grip makes it easy to lose yourself in the moment without worrying about it shifting or peeling away. It’s the sort of reliability that turns a good toy into a favorite. And somewhere between the flick of that tongue and the drag of those scales, it’s hard not to get pulled into the fantasy. If you're not careful, it’s easy to believe there’s something otherworldly behind that movement, and honestly, that’s the fun of it.

A simple and easy to use masturbator. It has a compact design and has a number of features that help it stand out like being splashproof and handheld. At first glance, I did not think I would keep this in my collection but due to the ease of use and the one handed function, it will definitely be a keeper. However, at the time of the review, the price is around $75, if you're looking for a more budget automatic masturbators, I would choose something else.

You know those days where you wander to the "forbidden section" of spencers and discover they are having a BOGO sex toy deal, so you decide "why not?" well that's how I impulsively ended up with one of my favourite sex toys! This sex toy has an insertable vibrator that requires a AAA battery that is NOT included with your purchase, a suction cup, and a quick-charging, long-lasting, glow in the dark feature. As for feel while using it, it is comfortly girthy and the head/tip of the dildo brings an additional whole level of pleasure. It's got a soft silicone and is flexible so even without lube I find that it's always comfortable to use. The only thing keeping me from rating this a 5/5 is the fact that you cannot use the removable vibrator at the same time as the suction, and even without the vibrator the suction isnt as good as other dildos I own. But with strap ons and manual thrusting, you'll be brought to heaven, screaming halelujah, and cumming with the angels~ Want to know if what I'm saying is true? Why dont you take a trip to Spencer's ;)

Enter the world of state-of-the-art, motorized Scandinavian male masturbation with The Handy. From its big black box discreet packaging to the heavyweight apparatus that holds the cup-like ribbed sleeve that connects you to the unit via its 'TruGrip' band, really what doesn’t this jerk-offer do? Online you can hook up to the 'Handyverse' (QR Code included with the instructions) and synchronize the machine to video and VR headsets. In this mode, you can also have a partner manipulate your strokes and speed via remote control. Offline, it becomes a highly versatile masturbator with a bunch of speeds and vibration modes. And with no battery running the motor, you just plug the Handy in, then yourself, and away you go. While this might not be the easiest machine to fit on yourself, and it does tend to get a little heavy the longer you are in it, you pay for what you get here....one of the higher-end motorized male masturbators on the market today.

This toy is a pretty fun novelty, and well-built. It is designed for internal use but also works nicely as an external vibrator. It’s a bit complicated to use and clean, especially compared to simpler vibrators, which made it less appealing for me long-term.. The Flicker One wasn’t for me, but I can see it appealing to users who enjoy experimenting with unique sensations and don’t mind a learning curve.

The Male Rose 3 takes the viral rose concept and reimagines it for men with impressive power - it thrusts, rotates, and vibrates to deliver an intense, almost mechanical pleasure that feels like a high-speed blowjob on autopilot. It’s hands-down a Quickie Supreme—perfect for fast, powerful sessions when you crave intensity.

This toy looks amazing, but it's a little lackluster. If you're looking for a dildo to use with your hands, then this might be the one for you. I will say that it's a little flimsy, but you could make it work if you're determined enough. The size is amazing and so is the visual design, but the lack of sturdiness and the silicone feeling kinda disappointed me.

Ahoy me hearties! If you’re buying an insertable toy for pegging, you be wantin’ a curve. It’s that curvature that enables it to get in, and up, and hit the prostate—like a curled-up finger. While other toys might have a little nobbley bit or you’ll need to reposition yourself for the best experience, the Captain’s Hook from Hankey’s Toys is an almost comically curved dildo that’s absolutely perfect for missionary styles of pegging positions. And it’s not just great for the p-spot; if you like big toys for g-spot stimulation then this should work wonders too. But for now, raise your Jolly Roger, shiver yer timbers, and avast ye: the Captain’s Hook!

Y’all when I tell you I did not know what I was getting into with this toy. I have some grievances with it but they’re not dealbreakers or nothing.

My verdict is to forget this toy and find something better at a similar price point, or if you're looking for something truly unique, be willing to splurge a bit more. There are plenty of fish in the sea, and this disappointing friend is definitely sinking to the bottom. From packaging to performance to materials, this was a total miss. Basically, spend your money elsewhere and don't end up wondering why this toy's one defining feature is suddenly leaving you in the dark.

The Handy – The Only Hand You’ll Ever Need? 🤔 Alright, let's be honest - Karl and I originally wanted to keep this short and sweet, but The Handy just gets us talking.... and talking... 😅 Seriously, this interactive stroker is like the Swiss Army Knife of pleasure. From its insane customization options and impressive power to the endless rabbit hole of interactive content online, it feels like we've only scratched the surface after a full year of use! If you're short on time, skip right ahead to whatever sparks your interest - we promise there’s plenty to explore. But if you're ready for the full story (and maybe a laugh or two), settle in, because there's a LOT to unpack here! 🍿😉

After spending some quality time with the Syrrhin from Loot Cave Toys, I can say it’s a truly unique and versatile addition to any collection. The design is both aesthetically pleasing and functional, with its subtle "S" curve, prominent textures, and that satisfying knot. The soft 00-30 silicone strikes a great balance between firmness and flexibility, making it comfortable while still delivering a solid, pleasurable experience. The Syrrhin really shines in its ability to adapt to different preferences. Whether you're into slow, sensual play or more intense, deep stimulation, this toy has you covered. The lack of a suction cup might be a drawback for some, but it’s easily worked around with a bit of creativity, and the strap-on compatibility adds even more possibilities. Overall, the Syrrhin offers a dynamic and enjoyable experience that’s well worth exploring, especially if you’re looking for something that pushes boundaries in a comfortable, satisfying way.